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What They Do Teach You at Stanford Engineering About Fundraising in the Marina

by Larry Chiang on March 6, 2012

Larry Chiang writes about entrepreneurship and pre-entrepreneurship. He edits the Bloomberg BusinessWeek channel “What They Don’t Teach You at Business School”. After Chiang’s Harvard Law keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School“ (the same title as his NY Times best seller). If you read his scandalously awesome “What a Supermodel Can Teach a Stanford MBA” and “How to Get Man-Charm”, you will like his latest post:

What They Do Teach You at Stanford Engineering About Fundraising in the Marina

By Larry Chiang

I am a man in flux. Last year, I came out of my shell to do the Guardsman bachelor auction.

To fluff up my selling price (pun intended), I augmented my package (no pun intended).

Here is my proposed package. I am calling it:
“Gossip Girls: Bachelor Date Package with Larry Chiang”

The write up is below and I am super open to getting feedback via email larry @Duck9 .com
Its Sept 6-23, 2012 (By the time I am done with this event, it will be a month long like Stanford Entrepreneur Week. Yeah, I am the ambassador to that  too :-)

Get VIP treatment and behind the scenes access to Mercedes Benz Fashion Week that would make Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen from Gossip Girls jealous.

You’ll slip backstage with me, Larry Chiang, as I slip out of my VC/CEO/teacher at Stanford persona and don my SUPERMODEL character… It is an over-the-top incredible life experience at Lincoln Center in New York City.

Package includes access to shows like Diane Von Furstenberg, Prabal Gurung, Betsey Johnson, and a whole bunch of stuff I cannot pronounce like Harvey Legger. Remember, I am heterO.

Stay at the Chuck Bass hotel, “Empire” in a corner suite just across from Lincoln Center. Or if you have a trust fund, stay at the Ty Warner suite. No, the hotel room isn’t included but I will plutonoically spoon you.  I am on probation for accepting money for sex from a really hot undercover officer. It is not searchable on any databases, but trust me… The way I cuddle is illegal in 22 states.

I know I don’t know how to spell platonic. Like I care.

Hang out with the other male supermodels that IMG represents and I am ok if you bigger better deal me – – It is all for charity.

I launched my NY Times best seller thanks to my mentor’s organization, IMG. Yes, I coat tail the best.

Party crash with me as your celebrity wrangler. Expect to wiggle pass the velvet ropes. Example parties include events hosted by Jeremy Piven, Tyra Banks, Chris Bosh.
Also, Adam from Mercedes Benz hosts a VIP Suite provides refreshments and allow you intimate interactions.
Jessica from American Express hosts SkyBox for private viewings provided I have not worn out his welcome authoring too many credit card laws. And provided I still have my Platinum Amex account in decent standing.

*** BONUS ***

a party invite for you…

If you liked this…
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Larry’s mentor Mark McCormack wrote this in 1983.
His own book came out 09-09-09. It is called ‘What They Don’t Teach You At Stanford Business School

This post was drafted in an hour and needs your edits… email me if you see a spelling or grammatical error(s)… larry@larrychiang com

Larry Chiang started his first company in college. He mimicked his mentor, Mark McCormack, founder of IMG who wrote the book, “What They Don’t Teach You at Harvard Business School”. Chiang is a keynote speaker and bestselling author and gave expert testimony at Congress and World Bank.

Text or call him during office hours 11:11am or 11:11pm PST +/-11 minutes at 650-283-8008. Due to the volume of calls, he may place you on hold like a Scottsdale Arizona customer service rep. If you email him, be sure to include your cell number in the subject line. If you want him to email you his new articles…, ask him in an email :-)

You can read more equally funny, but non-founder-focused-lessons on Larry’s Amazon blog .

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