Access to Business School for Near Zero Cost

by Larry Chiang on September 30, 2019

By Larry Chiang
The truth that I understand and have massive confidence in, that few others know: “You can access b-school by sending kiss ass mail and kiss butt emails.”
Kiss. Ass. Via. Mail. 

Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
Warren Buffet got his GMAT (& app) waived because he wrote good mail as a University of Nebraska {Omaha} alum. 
#ch4 #Ch14 #Ch1 [#ch5, mentorship Via reading a b-school textbook prior to Columbia; #cs183pqrst]

Warren Buffet said good things about a Columbia professors textbook. “I can’t believe you’re alive. You’re a living legend.”

This got Mr Buffet a verbal invite to attend. 

Kiss butt via email...

Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
⁦‪@Past_Tense_Draw‬⁩ ⁦‪@BulldogBeat1‬⁩ ⁦‪@Noah_Mashburn‬⁩ Confucius say: “hard sell the free. Soft sell the projects that are all margin {exorbitantly expensive}”

For example, “I got free access to Stanford b-School the same way Warren Buffet did Columbia… by #cs183PQRST +sending (e)mail”

$3 for this GSB book used, “#stramgt353” 

Run protocol, #cs183PQRST by googling PQRST or clicking the hashtag. 

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Hotness and Who Mentors Hot People

by Larry Chiang on July 27, 2019

By Larry Chiang

When you’re hawt, you start subconsciously asking: “What can I do with my hotness”. THIS pattern is similar to when talented athletes don’t work hard and study the history of their sport. 

It’s the alpha of the same sex parent that must reel and reign you in. What I mean is that if you’re a hot girl, the mother has to mentor you on being a hot female. If you’re a #LarryChiang, you gotta have a dad that’s says genius shitake like “Good looks on a man is like fur on a pussywillow”. 

To clarify , I am a boy and hot. So, #TomChiang had to mentor me about being useful and valuable even though I had a hot face. 

For example Christine. She had Mrs Brady mentor her on adding a boatload of value outside of supermodel features with a tidal wave of evidence that she was of high SMV. 


#highSMVbuddies FTW

High Sexual Market Friends FTW 

Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
⁦‪@sambotta‬⁩ This frame?

Maybe she swiped the basil pic.twitter.com/dqCRW7hkE5


Mastering 2 Books Only vc’s Read

December 13, 2017

By Larry Chiang two books. “CryptoAssets” by Chris Burniske and Startup Boards by Brad Feld. CryptoAssets is the foundation for guessing at “underwriting crypto currencies” while Startup Boards is about governance. We as females can join more boards if we pay attention to #Chap21, #Chap22 and #Chap23. These two books blend together. These two books combine to […]

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Elves / Larry Chiang / @larryChiang / 650-283-8008

September 24, 2017
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Bitcoin Enemies

September 18, 2017

Francis Pouliot (@francispouliot_) 9/14/17, 8:17 AM List of known Bitcoin ennemies: -communist central banks-crony Wall Street billionnaires-far right nationalist parties Doing it right.

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Wayyyyyyyy Deep Inside Entrepreneurship #cs183e

September 15, 2017

By Larry Chiang Okay. I love the entire premise of Ben Horowitz’ book. Hard Thing About the Hard Things.  But #chap8 sucked.  #Chap8 was all easy. That chapter was “the easiest part about the kinda unimportant” Re gossip about whether to sell a startup-to-fortune-500-tire-kickers I loved every chapter EXCEPT for the “there are no rules” […]

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how to close a deal over voicemail

September 14, 2017

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 3/8/17, 7:08 AM #SXSWi#cs183s— how to close a deal over voicemail. Stanford Daily / Daily Illini display ad sales reps gigaom.com/2008/02/28/9-t… pic.twitter.com/2L2zyelBxd how to close a deal over voicemail CMO’s: “how to close a deal over voicemail”

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Sweat Equity

November 29, 2016

Unedited by Larry Chiang Busy VC is seeking the right person to join the team as a part time  Personal Assistant out of Menlo Park home. We are looking for someone  highly professional and discreet. Organized, pro-active and able to fit  in with a home environment. Flexible. Reliable. Willing to give a 2 year  commitment […]

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Getting ROI, Fast

November 27, 2016

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 11/23/16, 3:06 PM Save yourself $$$$$ by getting the knowledge of business school before you go. #stramgt353, etc pic.twitter.com/zoIKRnclH0 Get the knowledge $600 buys you BEFORE I invoice you $600.  Like getting your $1,400 ROI (return on investment) before you check out of the Westin hotel that’s hosting the VC conference. Get […]

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What’s a “Stanford University athletic booster”

September 16, 2016
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