What They Do Not Prerequisite at STANFORD BUSINESS SCHOOL

By Larry Chiang

Excel. CHECK
Accy. CHECK.
Parallel parking. Not a prerequisite.

This first month for you guys are chock full of dinners when you trek down from Schwab. Parallel parking on University Avenue can be embarrassing. So, I see you chinese people trying to park. You’re an embarrassment to ABC. So, be a good CBC and learn to park your GetAround rental.

Disclosure: I’m friends with Jessica Scorpio.

So, stop doing $2 dollar Uber rides and maybe learn to parallel park.

	Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
10/1/15, 10:49 AM Until that @getaround/zip car can parallel park itself…, there is #LarryChiang (I’m NCHS mentored in parallel pkng twitter.com/stanfordbiz/st…

I’m happy to help you Chinese people new to Stanford. Don’t wait until your 2 year reunion. Yup, @StanfordBiz does annual reunions. And they’re great. They book great speakers and do it over a weekend. @StanfordBiz is too embarrassed to offer parallel parking classes. @StanfordBiz is too embarrassed to prereq it.

So let us kill five birds with one stone and maybe land you a cushion job like David Rohrsheim.
– learn to parallel park
– get mentored by @StanfordBiz alum David Rohrsheim.
– go to a football game and pop your football cherry

	Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
10/1/15, 10:46 AM U a MBA1 @StanfordBiz from China & can’t parallel park?! Meet me before the AZ game. Taiwan needs u. CC @rohrshuber.com/jobs/16380

– go be the Uber GM for Taichung, Taiwan.
uber.com/jobs/16380
– learn to parallel park. Two cones and a parking lot. It’s muscle memory. It’ll take 45 minutes of practice.
(I’ll text Elon or Travis for a car to borrow. Or Jessica!!)

@rohrsh. Tweet at him.