10 Lies Told at Dream Force

By Larry Chiang Lies aren’t bad. Sometimes you can get more knowledge from seeing how people lie to you. As an extremely proficient listener, here are 10 Lies Told at DreamForce -10- Greenday was still a great time. While no one boo’d the sound people for screwing up, freezing in 58 degree rainy weather was rough. -9- Trust me, I’m from engineering and my name is Rachel. Let me scan your badge, then I’ll help. Big lie SilverPop. -8- It’s 7c to 21c per API pull. Depending on volume. -7- I usually cut myself off at two glasses of wine at dinner. LAST NIGHT WAS AN EXCEPTION. -6- We normally do-the-St-Regis but Chevy’s let us brand the windows. Plus, it’s so much closer! -5- We are way over capacity, but I think I can get you a bracelet. -4- Marc Benioff wants to invest in us -3- Our API should be ready by December. -2- We’ve been using SalesForce1 since Aug. Yeah, we are beta testers -1- I’m heading back to the Marriott. My day starts at 6:45 AM, so I’d like to get seven hours AND my favorite: “I totally understood that last session. I studied CS in college, so engineering comes second nature to me” What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit http://www.slideshare.net/larrychiang/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit American Express’ Under-Promoted Credit Truths at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week (MBFW)” http://t.co/inxTmZAj My Stanford Engineering video boils down 20,000 hours and moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve CEO of Duck9 MIT University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence) Duck9 = “Deep Underground Credit Knowledge” 9 125 University Avenue/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 http://www.duck9.com/ass 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell) **************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” http://whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com/blog CNN Video Channel: http://ireport.cnn.com/people/larrychiang Read my last 10 tweets at http://www.Twitter.com/LarryChiang Author, NY Times Bestseller http://whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com/blog/?s=Ny+times+bestseller “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-14 http://www.fastcompany.com/embed/c0d4562ea2049 52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old ########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. http://www.ucms.com 630-705-5555 More on #ENGR145’s SHIFTING right on the entrepreneur bell curve