By Larry Chiang
Wanna taste the U.S. Of America?! Eat Freedom Toast.
I make it on very special Fridays like the Friday in June at Polaris at 151 Lytton, Palo Alto CA @ 650-566-9600.
Freedom Toast is more American than apple pie with cheddar cheese. Freedom Toast does not fold, retreat or surrender at point of first business model contact at a conference we as engineers are crashing.
That’s right, Freedom Toast is entrepreneurial.
You might think that because I’m an alpha among alpha males that I would NOT be a beta male making you food. You’d be wrong because in the same way Johnny Depp doesn’t outsource his dramatic scenes… I don’t outsource my engineering up some signature Freedom Toast.
Larry Chiang ✰ (@LarryChiang) 6/1/12 11:03 AM Polaris VC #FreedomToast is a wrap (@ Larry Chiang Gua Gua Guacamole Pit at DPL) http://4sq.com/KRPJ0T
Yes I am also a delta male (two levels below alpha). For example, my role at Stanford University is Huang Engineering volunteer bus boy. After food is distributed in conjunction with an ENGR 145 class, I help clean it up.
I think I can mint and accelerate more millionaires as a bus boy than 5 top VC firms.
I’m a worker like that.
Come to my Unofficial YC Party at midnight after Sunmer Class Demo Day
DPL is Dog Patch Labs. It’s housed at Polaris Venture Firm. You can apply to be on a waitlist for free office space. Text me and I’ll help you hack in if you’re a CS major ceo.
But know I don’t take equity.
The next “Freedom Toast Friday” will be July 6. If you’d like to sponsor, I’m so sorry. Freedom Toast Friday has sponsors through 2047 ( it coincides with PivotSLAC).
RSVP on Plancast.com. Yeah, I’m a board member there 
Yes, I crashed that Board of Directors.
Q: But Larry Chiang — how can you make money giving away legendary gourmet french toast. ERR FREEDOM TOAST? Answer: one, welcome to silicon valley. Two, cool people 70/20-10 their time. I 30%-50%~80% my time.
Q: Huh?! Answer: google me. I’m a pretty big deal.
Q: Are you douchie?! Answer: taste the Freedom Toast and if you’re not grinning ear-to-ear… My names not Larry “Iron Chef” Chiang.
CEO of Duck9 Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)
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“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-12
52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering
Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old
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Larry speaks on stuff they don't teach in B-school to help you get street smart in doing business. In college, he started a business that helps college students with their FICO score. He loves entrepreneurs, Ben and Jerry's ice cream and after parties. You can reach him at:
